Archive for Airline Safety
Feb
02
Airline Safety – Part Three
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02
Airline Safety – Part Two
Posted by: | CommentsAfter sliding down fun party slide, Do the Hokey Pokey, and turn yourself around… That’s what it’s all about!
Babies are more bouyant than seat cushions. In the event of a water landing, if there is a baby nearby, grab it!
Feb
02
Airline Safety – Part One
Posted by: | CommentsIn the month of January alone, I flew over 14,000 miles on Delta Airlines. Every single one of those flights started with a safety briefing, the extremely optimistic speech from flight attendant about what to do in the event of a crash. For people too dense to understand these ridiculous demonstrations, the airlines helpfully provide cartoons. But the cartoons don’t have captions.
In the event of boredom, complementary bongs will drop from secret stash, followed shortly by snack tray.