Airline Safety Part Four

To practice safe flying, hold tip and unroll to base of airplane, leaving empty space for reservoir tip.

In the event of a water landing, don’t think about how many farts have soaked into your seat cushion.

If you end up sitting next to these twins, you have NOT won the seat lottery.

WINNER!!

DO NOT point at this thing.

Out of a possible ten, four style points are awarded for creative exiting.