Aug
26

Airline Safety 2007 – Part II

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Sorry sir, this raft is apparently for white people only.

When stealing briefcases, backpacks, or purses, never use right hand.
Don’t sit down on the slide like a pussy, JUMP and slide like a man!
Buddy, if I could do that, I’d never leave the house!

No Smoking at any time. Not when the plane goes up erratically, straightens out, or descends wildly.
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