It’s a sad day in the world of professional wrestling. The Dicks have been ejected from the WWE. In the beginning, they always started hard, some might even say they came out swinging. The potential for the Dicks to be a HUGE tag team was there. When the Dicks were out, the crowd would explode, at least at first.

But how far can a one-trick Dick really go? Without new moves, they just couldn’t get over the hump, and the fickle fans eventually lost interest. And once that interest was gone, it wasn’t long until “The Dicks Suck” chants filled the arena. The cold shoulder from the crowd caused the Dicks to shrivel. They ended up in a hole they just couldn’t get out of. Towards the end, they just weren’t performing, and were too easy to beat.

And so, sadly, it’s a wrap for the best named tag team ever. Now, it’s back to wrestling’s bush league for the Dicks. They’ve officially been cut.

But don’t count them out entirely. In the wacky world of professional wrestling, it is completely possible that someday, somehow, the Dicks will rise again.

Author: frenchy