Frenchy's Rant

It takes a water landing before Hiranyabindu Rammaswammi Hemapuspaka Paprichaat Chattopadhyay will bathe.
Thank you come again.

Another reason to upgrade. Economy passengers only get floating hot water bottles.

How Business class deals with fire.

How Economy class does.

‘Mommy, is this a good touch or a bad touch?’

No Smoking Allowed, not even after you join the Mile High Club.

This goes for you too, Fidel.

To practice safe flying, hold tip and unroll to base of airplane, leaving empty space for reservoir tip.

In the event of a water landing, don’t think about how many farts have soaked into your seat cushion.

If you end up sitting next to these twins, you have NOT won the seat lottery.

WINNER!!

DO NOT point at this thing.

Out of a possible ten, four style points are awarded for creative exiting.

Follow the Hunchback to Notre Dame.

This is not a cellphone.

You’re pretty much fucked, pal.

In case of excessive drinking the night before, please assume this position.

Las Vegas flights are equipped with convenient slot machine trainers.