I’ve been through a bit of a drought in the last few weeks. Nothing incredibly interesting or funny has happened lately. Nobody wants to read about my big time couch shopping adventure, I’m pretty sure. Part of the lull is the season. Right now is the long and dreary stage of winter that drags and drags on… Sure there are a few teaser days where it gets warm, but then BOOM! Another five inches of snow falls. Yeah, Phil the Peckerhead was right, six more weeks of winter… Kinda has a way of killing the creativity.

What can you do?

I came up with one idea. I thought about outsourcing my blog on slow days. You know, hiring an off-shore blogger to do the work, trying to keep things interesting for the faithful fifteen or so blog readers that I have amassed.

I can picture it now, in one of the lulls I could make a quick call to a foreign country and have my secret off-shore assistant provide some material. I used a few translation sites on the web to translate the beginning of my little rant about Chatty Urinal Nutters, just to get a feel for how an off-shore ghost blogger might write:

Regards and to methods of the Rant of Frenchy.

Is it I? Or this of the place not better of the urinal only when the end begins the conversation? Might I to see the circumstance around the device of the water if I kept cool, or level in the cross-beam, but in the urinal? Is it this is new “at the place” the end to work like the friend?

Yeah, maybe not….

All I can say is the season of the trip for motorcycle cannot arrive most rapidly.

Author: frenchy