This story is second hand so it may not be entirely accurate, and the names have been changed to protect the mentally numb…

Once upon a time there was a guy named Jonathan Evian (not his real name). He worked on one of the many ESPN NBA crews, all of which are quite busy during the playoff season. After working a late night show, Jon (again, not his real name, but pretty close.) took a cab to the airport early the next morning. On the plane flying to the next city, he looked over his hotel bill and noticed something strange.

A charge for valet parking.

The moral of this story could be “Always check your bill before checking out.” This is fine if you don’t actually have a rental car, which poor Mr. Evian, sitting at the gate waiting for his flight, suddenly remembered he did.

The real moral of this story is, “If you are a dumbass, keep it to yourself.“

Author: frenchy