Dear Playboy,
Recently, I had the pleasure of looking at one of your magazines. Really, it was just to read the articles, some of which were quite good.
I couldn’t help but notice there were several completely naked women in the magazine as well. The fact these girls were appearing in their birthday suits didn’t bother me in the least. This is the year 2006 after all! But what DID bother me is the – I’m not sure how to describe this – almost…. well… “plastic” look of these girls.
Recently, I have started working with a computer program called Photoshop. I was thinking a program such as this could help these unfortunate plastic-looking women appear more realistic.
In fact, I would be more than happy to apply for a full time job working with naked women or fixing their pictures.
I can start anytime!
Sincerely,
Frenchy
Photoshop Expert
Author: frenchy