Earlier today I was talking to the WWE Vice President of Operations about some upcoming shows and stuff. As usual when we talk, he was interrupted. Such is the nature of the job I guess.

Here is a rough transcript of the most interesting interruption, which could only be heard at a WWE event:

“Excuse me, I hate to interrupt, but do you know if we travel a copy machine, like in a road case or something?”

“No, not yet… why?”

“Well, the building doesn’t have one for us, which is kind of a disaster. We can do this show without anything else, including a ring, but without a copier, we’re fucked.”

“OK. So… get one. Order one from somewhere. I don’t care how, but just get one, OK?”

“OK.”

“Anything else?”

“Yeah, there is one more thing. We need to find a lot of blood for tonight too.”

Author: frenchy

One Response to “Only at a WWE Show…”

1. Tami says:

   November 25, 2006 at 7:34 PM

   Wow. You wouldn’t believe how much wrestling I’ve watched in the past 2 months due to my roommate who LOVES it. What I really don’t get is that he has an IVY LEAGUE education and he loves that bullshit. CRAZY!

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