I must escape that stinky, large, boil-infested man next to me….why, oh, why, uncle osama, couldn’t you get me the upgrade to first class? What? oh, yeah, it’s Delta…..I comprehend now.
Sitting in the seats on Southwest always leaves me able only to scamper to the baggage claim on all fours…when will they see the beauty of an upgrade to first class???…..oh…wait.
How far back could my 3.5 oz bottle of potential liquid explosive rolled when we took off?
I must escape that stinky, large, boil-infested man next to me….why, oh, why, uncle osama, couldn’t you get me the upgrade to first class? What? oh, yeah, it’s Delta…..I comprehend now.
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Sitting in the seats on Southwest always leaves me able only to scamper to the baggage claim on all fours…when will they see the beauty of an upgrade to first class???…..oh…wait.
I do believe that the lime squishy is leaking from the squishy machine. Mohamed, get the mop!
Why am I on my hands and knees you ask ? Because some crazy Frenchman told me if I did he would give me a special “surprise”.
Only TWO so far?? C’mon now, you can do better than that! Just leave your best caption!!
Save your shoes by walking on hands and knees.
The world’s dumbest criminal attempts the first ever external airplane bomb.