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Short Attention Span Theater
A random conversation I overheard the other day, picked up and left off in the middle:
Hipster Guy Number One
(pointing at the airport’s ‘Handicapped Only’ security line): “Dude, we shoulda rented a wheelchair! Then we’d be through security in no time!”
Hipster Guy Number Two: “Yeah, but that line’s for physical cripples only, not mental cases like you.”
Hipster One: “Dude, listen. I went to Kings Island one day this summer when there were like forty thousand people in the park. The lines were seriously like two hours long. Ridiculous! So, for only five bucks, I rented a wheelchair, and I got to ride every single ride like twice while all those other suckers waited. It was sweet.”
Hipster Two
(now disinterested, gazing at his iPhone): “Oh sweet. Hey, which is better, banana bread or carrot bread?”
Hipster One: “Banana.”
Hipster Two: “Sweet. How do you spell banana?”
Hipster One: “Uhh, I think it’s B-A-N-N-A-N-N-A.”
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Alcohol is strictly forbidden in Iraq, being a Muslim country and all. Needless to say we managed to keep the illegal whisky away from the talent by hoarding it for ourselves!
I’ll write up the trip in the next few days, once I get some sleep. And more whisky.
In the meantime: Y-M-C-A!
You’re welcome.
Dude, Thanks for putting that Gwen Steffani Banana song in my head. Now it’s battling with “Never Gonna Give You Up” that Family Guy put in there three days ago.
Have a great time at the Sandbox, I can’t wait to read about it. Dave said you would be taking pics and keeping notes for him.
Keep your head down and the whiskey away from the “talent.”
– Mitch