We’re back from our fifth annual WWE sponsored corporate retreat in Tikrit, Iraq, and it was a good trip. In other words, we all made it back from the sandbox in one piece, and nothing exploded near any of us this time. I think we made a lot of soldiers happy in a place where it’s hard to be happy by bringing our brand of entertaining violence into their world of real violence.

In the ‘stranger things have happened‘ column, for the first time in five years, in a record 18 hours of flying, the Air Force managed to deliver us home to the Greatest Country in the World EARLY, which is more than I can say for the assholes at United airlines, who picked up where the Air Force left off, and delayed my flight home by six hours! I’d give the United shitheads a GFY award, but I haven’t got the energy right now.

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Look for the whole trip write up in a few days. In the meantime, check out The Cole Report – day 3 – update 1 to hear about five seconds of yours truly mumbling incoherently.

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