The other day, one of the many trucks that endlessly shlep the tons and tons of WWE arena gear around the country was found with both side windows smashed. A clear case of vandalism, right?

Not necessarily.

Someone, who shall remain nameless, remembered being asked by a truck driver for a sledgehammer that morning. Seemed the poor soul had locked his keys in his cab.

We can only guess what happened next. Allegedly, the driver took that sledgehammer and smashed his side window to get to his keys.

But wait, BOTH windows were smashed, right?

That’s right… they were. As far as anyone can tell, the keys were on the other side of the cab.

Author: frenchy