Once upon a time there were two guys that shared a dream. They worked out all the time, learned the moves, endured pain and inevitable injuries, drove themselves hundreds of miles around the country from arena to arena, in the hope that one day their dream might come true.

Their dream? To become world-famous professional wrestlers.

After years of wrestling on the “indy” circuit, their “big break” finally arrived. They auditioned for the WWE and were hired. A new tag team called “The Tollands” was born.

Several months of intense training later, The Tollands big day finally arrived. Special entrance music was written for them, costumes were designed. Everything was in place. They were set to debut on Velocity, a stepping stone program which can lead to a spot on WWE’s nationally televised RAW or Smackdown.

There was only one problem. Sometime before their big debut, it was decided that a tag team called “The Tollands” wasn’t as impactful as it could be. A new name was affixed to this fledgling tag team duo.

They are now called “The Dicks”.

Author: frenchy