I’ve found something easily as addictive as crack. And I’m hooked.

Facebook.

I always thought it was for kids, pedophiles and other assorted losers. And it is, for sure. But it’s also my latest way to be completely and totally non-productive. I’m not sure what that says about me.

Within minutes of signing up, I had people from my long-ago, entirely forgotten past suddenly reappearing. People from high school, waaay back in the BF (Before Frenchy) days, when I was just a long haired wanna be rock star, are now getting back in contact.

And the more I look, the more people I find. Seems NOT being on Facebook is for losers.

I don’t even know how it happened, but that’s what addiction is all about. Just like my other addiction, Bejeweled, it snuck up on me, bit by bit, until what I though I could control is now controlling me.

Now, I can, at any time of day, see what other bored FB addicts are doing. And I do it! All the time! Sounds ridiculous, and it is ridiculous, but addicting all the same.

Friends right now are singing, annoyed, procrastinating and unhappy. And, thanks to this addiction, I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT!

I’m sure like Bejeweled, Pandora internet radio and most of my other addictions, interest in this fad will fade, and I’ll be right back where I was before.

And everyone on Facebook will know all about it.

Author: frenchy

2 Responses to “Crackhead”

1. D Squared aka Double D says:

   November 8, 2008 at 8:35 AM

   This is exactly how I feel about FB. I’ve been ignoring my blog and spending more time on stupid Fb!!

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2. Vicki says:

   November 7, 2008 at 8:57 AM

   I promise that over time, your addiction will slow down… But it is AWESOME

   Reply