I got a response from the most recent scam spammer. I feel like I am one step closer to the road to economic recovery!

Attn: Snickerdoodle F. Rumplemintz,

RE: ATM CARD DECISION

Dr. Morris Adenuga,
For: Unity B-kline Finance Plc.

My response:

Haaaallllooooo my friends!

Yes, it is I, Snickerdoodle F. Rumplemintz, Esq. Glad to find out that I am inline with Standard Banking policies, and ready for my fraud ATM card. The way I see it, if the US Government can give out trillions of dollars to everyone for no good reason, that must be the new Standard Banking practice!

Fantastic then! I eagerly await my ATM card so I can buy a house. As I told you in the meeting on Waiver, I am currently homeless. That is my problem. Your problem is I don’t currently have an address for you to send my ATM card to, since the bank took my house back for not ‘paying the mortgage.’ Repossessing houses for non-payment is also evidently a part of Standard Banking practice – but this part of that practice sucks.

So, for now, I am living in a big cardboard box in the Wal-Mart parking lot in Tuscaloosa. Could you send me the ATM card there? I will write my name on the outside of the box in big letters like this – SNICKERDOODLE F. RUMPLEMINTZ LIVES HERE –

This should satisfy any Standard Postal Delivery practices, don’t you think? So quit messing around and send me the money before Wal-Mart repossess my cardboard box.

Desperately yours,

S.F.R. Esq.

Author: frenchy