I’ve been without a cell phone for about a week now. I have to say that I don’t really miss the damn thing. I am convinced that the microwaves from these phones not only promote tumors, but they also turn rational people into complete idiots.

Example: Without fail, there is always at least one moron on a plane that whips out their cell phone as soon as the plane lands, often times before even turning off the runway. These brain damaged zombies immedialetly call some poor soul to inform them, “We’ve just landed! No, I am not even to the gate yet, but gee-whiz, everyone around me knows what an ass I am now! OK, I will call you back in about five minutes when I am in the bathroom!”

Example 2: (I swear this is true) Overheard from a bathroom stall in an airport, from a man with his pants down around his ankles, “Yep, OK, well I have about fifteen minutes before I have to catch my flight, but I’ll call you again as soon as we land.”

All I can say is, Cingular, thank you and your idiotic policies for saving me from becoming one of these zombies.

Author: frenchy