All good things must come to an end; and thus, the fun part of the Road to Wrestlemania is sadly over.

For now.

Dark Meat Snack and I returned to the ‘real world’ yesterday, parked the bikes at George Bush Intercontinental Airport, then, as always happens, sat and waited three hours for our delayed flight to New York.

After our press conference at the Hard Rock, we’ll fly back to Houston, then spend the rest of the week drinking… err… I mean… setting up for the WWE Hall of Fame show on Saturday. Wrestlemania is live Sunday from Reliant Stadium, and the show that never ends… continues.

We’re free of our work obligations on Wednesday. The plan is to pick up Sleeping Beauty in Abilene, then head to our yet-unmet friends Dave and Betty at their place, called, Chez Crazy Coyote in Amarillo. Hopefully the ten inches of recent snow they received will have melted by then

This leg of the Road Away From Wrestlemania will conclude in Oklahoma City, where, if she cooperates, we’ll get to meet Little Baby Ooops, Keith’s newest addition to the Expedition team.

And yes, somewhere amidst all this work, I will find time to transcribe all the notes scrawled on napkins, candy bar wrappers and beer bottle lables into yet another yawn-inspiring ride report.

Author: frenchy