After a long, miserable winter of not riding (enough), the time has finally come to start planning a new riding season! Dark Meat Snack and I sat down over a few frothy pints of Guinness, and scratched some things out on a cocktail napkin.

How It Usually Starts – A ‘Map-kin’

Somewhere between mildly buzzed and flat-out bombed we decided our first ride of 2009 will be a nice little blast from California to Houston – for Wrestlemania in April.

We’ll be leaving California on or around March 24, and arriving Houston by March 29.

What does this have to do with you?

Plenty.

Ever want a house guest to drink all your beer, eat all your food and sleep on your floor? Ever want to toast the Best Day Ever? Ever want to be a part of one of my boring, long-winded and poorly written ride reports?

Here’s your chance!

If you live somewhere between Los Angeles and Houston, have floor space, extra food, and, most importantly, lots of beer, send me an email and let me know.

Looking forward to hacking out some more ride reports soon!

Author: frenchy