After ten years, a suspect in the strange murder case of six-year old beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey has been arrested. John Karr was arrested in Thailand last week after confessing to being there at the time JonBenet died. Though Karr hasn’t confessed to killing the little girl, he has already joined an exclusive club.

That’s right, media reports have started using Karr’s middle name, ‘Mark’, something reserved for the worst of the worst on the planet, people in the infamous ‘Three-Name Killah Klub.’

For instance:

Richard Allen Davis, the convicted murderer of Polly Klaas. Take a look at this three-named murderer. Hard to believe this guy killed a twelve year old girl, isn’t it? The fact that his middle name is used confirms it. In fact, these two sickos might be linked. John Mark Karr may have sent mail to Richard Allen Davis, and I doubt it was for recipes.

Mark David Chapman. This wacko is the guy that shot John Lennon, then reportedly sat down and read ‘Catcher in the Rye’, a lousy book written by J. D. Salinger. Come to think of it, Salinger uses three names as well. Coincidence? I think not.

Using three names for killers is nothing new. For example, there is Lee Harvey Oswald, the guy that was blamed for assassinating JFK. And going back further in time, John Wilkes Booth, who did the same thing, just to an older president.

Osama bin-Laden, seen here with his new second in command Burt al-Sesame. The little known fact about Osama is his middle name is not, in fact, ‘bin’, as we’ve been led to believe. His middle name is ‘Fudgio‘, but using that would give him four names, making him ineligible for the exclusive ‘Three-Named Killah Klub.’

And finally, there’s, Mary-Kate Olsen, the fucked up half of the Olsen twins. Being an identical twin, it’s hard to tell them apart. She’s the one on the right, with drug and eating problems, and, of course, three names. While she hasn’t killed anyone yet, it’s only a matter of time…

Author: frenchy