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Ball Busting
I broke my “Stress Ball” today.
What the HELL does THAT mean?!?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK!
Stress Ball
I took the Hayabusa out for a 100 mile blast on Saturday. Followed some great back roads, twisting around until I was very lost deep in Connecticut. It was a great day, just warm enough to not be cold while riding.
When I finally found my way back home, my left arm was sore from constantly working the clutch. Yeah, a winter of almost complete inactivity has given me the muscle tone of a marshmallow.
Later that day, I picked up a “Stress Ball“, a little gel filled thing that I can keep in my pocket and squeeze during the day to try to strengthen my flabby marshmallow muscles, to try and get them ready for another season of riding.
To be honest, this “Stress Ball” is kinda like having a little fake silicone boob in my pocket that I can squeeze whenever I want.
Working out has never been so much fun!
Dear Phil (again)
Hey little buddy,
Five weeks from your chicken-shit shadow sighting stunt, and riding season in Rhode Island is officially underway.
Nice try, you little rat. Try a little harder next year, OK?
Signs
Slow Children… FLYING?!?
I can see telling people not to bicycle or rollerblade on the grass… but don’t SWIM or WADE??
Danger! Sign Eating Tree!
Very practical.
Whoop! There it is! Whoop Whoop! There the fire is!
And just where will they be towed to??
Only come in here to get rid of used alcoholic beverages.
For example, if you had to get rid of a LOT of alcoholic beverages…
This means YOU!Tags
