Dear Ducati,

Please, I beg you… stop mailing me porn. I am sure you and your Ducatista marketing geniuses know all us hopeless porn addicts, in fact I bet you creeps have a list. I can only imagine how my name made it’s way onto this nefarious collection of deviants.

I’ve been working hard to recover from my addiction for almost a year now, and sending full color pornography such as this doesn’t help:

It’s just too tempting!!

I mean, just LOOK at those curves!

OK! OK!

February 9 and 10, huh??

MUST RESIST!!!

DAMN YOU Ducati, how do you know I have a weak spot for redheads…..

I am too weak. I know it. I will give in.

Author: frenchy