Note the ‘Oscar the Grouch’ pajamas. Even at three years old, I was preparing to rant.
This picture from forth grade should clear up any questions as to why I am bitter.
Did people really wear clothes and have hair like that WAY back in 1988?

The little drummer boy grows up, buys a TON of drums, and wears a wig.
The band WILL be world famous! If you don’t like it, you can KISS MY ASS!
Little drummer boy grows up a little more, cuts hair, sells drums, buys a TON of motorcycles and sets out to see the world.
I finally find the source of eternal happiness, Guinness and bitching on my blog.
Author: frenchy