Taking a quick pit stop in between flights in the Philly airport, I noticed a grizzled and grumpy man in coveralls making a pathetic attempt to clean the filthy bathroom. First I wondered how his life’s path led him to his current career, but when he made the following loud announcement, I started to wonder how soon it’d be until he completely snapped:

“Please! No pissin‘ in the toilets! The toilets are fer SHITTIN‘ only!”

Author: frenchy