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December 20th, 2005

Stargazing – December 19, 2005

For the first time in almost a month, I actually have a few days off. A few weeks ago I bought myself an early Christmas present, a Meade EXT 125 telescope (with the UTCH Coating!) and tonight would be my first opportunity to try it out.


Well, I took my brand new fancy-pants telescope outside last night, and it was…. a little disappointing, frankly. Now I know that I am not going to see images from my backyeard that will compare to the Hubble telescope, but… I expected to see SOMETHING. Here’s the story. When you take the thing out to use it, the first thing you have to do is make sure it is completely level. I don’t have a level (yet) so I did the best I could. Then, you have to face it north. Uhh… when I go “level shopping” I will also be buying a compass… (you’d think that for the money they charge for these things, they could include this shit on the tripod or something???)

Anyway, once you have the thing centered in it’s “home” position, you turn the remote control unit on and enter the time and date and your area (ZIP Code or City, State). Then you tell it to “Easy Align”. Then the controller tells you the name of the star it is looking for. In my case a star named ‘Altair’ Well, just how in the hell am I supposed to know Altair from Aldebaran from a street light? All stars look pretty much the same to me. This isn’t as easy as I thought it would be. Great.

Once you center the first star in the telescope, it then slews to the next star, and you repeat the procedure. Then you can punch in on the remote whatever you want to look at. I centered it on something in the sky twice, so let’s go stargazing!

I chose Jupiter, figuring it is pretty big and I should at least recognize it. Ooops… Doesn’t rise until 3:18 AM… Hmm…. OK… Saturn then? Press enter. Then the damn thing slewed right to the trees on the other side of the lake. This is great. It’s also really cold, and you just basically stand around… which makes it colder (yes I was bundled up well… must have looked like a NUT to the neighbors! “Hey look, that dopey guy that is almost never home is outside right now! What a boob! We’ll have to stay FAR away from that nut!)

OK, so… what else can I see? I put in “Tonight’s Best” which is a guided tour of the brightest objects in the sky based on the time and location. Number 1? Mars.

Mars. Perfect. I actually know where Mars is… and it is RIGHT BEHIND the damn tree in the back yard! Shit. I’m cold… This sucks.

Number 2 was something that I have never heard of, and wouldn’t know it if I saw it. I’ve started reading on this stuff, I will do more reading to understand just what the hell I am looking at…This hobby is involved, but that’s OK, its worth it… right?

One more try. The Pleiades. I know where it is, I can see it with my naked eye. Slew slew slew… Stop. Close. Not TOO close… but once I nudged and fudged the telescope around a bit, voila! I could see it! The Pleiades looks like a smeared blur in the sky, through a telescope it looks like a REALLY really little dipper. Blows me away that the light I am seeing left those stars FOUR HUNDRED YEARS ago… For all we know, they might not even be there anymore.

Well, maybe now the telescope is centered correctly? I’ll try one more thing before frostbite starts claiming toes. The Sombrero Galaxy. I have seen pictures of it before, and it looks fascinating to me. It is listed on the remote controller… but.. wait a minute, it also rises at 3:18 AM. That’s… Weird. I’m not going to be outside at 3:18 for any reason.

Well, that’s enough of that for now. Stargazing, much like motorcycling, seems to be a hobby best suited for the summer. Guess I will have to take up ice skating, since the lake is completely frozen. Anyway, the WWE’s Tribute to the Troops is almost on, and yes, I am going to watch.

All the pictures of cool things in space were found on the web. Guess I could’ve saved myself some money and frozen appendages and just surfed the Hubble website, but what fun would THAT be?

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Author: frenchy

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