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August 28th, 2007

Tour Bus Safety 2007

In light of recent events, I’ve changed the title from Airline Safety to Tour Bus Safety.

Kinda hard to assess conditions with no eyes, isn’t it?

If caught in the act, dirty camerman pedophiles will sit alone in the ‘Row of Shame’ for the remainder of the trip.

Who’s bright fucking idea was this anyway?

If the plane (or bus) goes down in the mountains (or in the woods), remember larger passengers will turn into more meals, and babies make good appetizers.

In the event of a water landing, secure your own life jacket before kissing your midget.
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