Phil, you little punk! How could you? This was the view from my house this morning, looking like the start to an early spring day… I didn’t see MY shadow, how the hell did you see yours?!?! DO you realize how much extra motorcycling can be fit into six weeks?!?! YOU RAT...
Follow the Hunchback to Notre Dame.
This is not a cellphone.
You’re pretty much fucked, pal.
In case of excessive drinking the night before, please assume this position.
Las Vegas flights are equipped with convenient slot machine trainers.
After sliding down fun party slide, Do the Hokey Pokey, and turn yourself around… That’s what it’s all about! Synchronized sliding is encouraged! When descending to strange new worlds, please use caution on the stairs. Babies are more bouyant than seat cushions. In the...
In the month of January alone, I flew over 14,000 miles on Delta Airlines. Every single one of those flights started with a safety briefing, the extremely optimistic speech from flight attendant about what to do in the event of a crash. For people too dense to understand these ridiculous...