A few years ago, I coined the term ‘Dr. Peppered‘ for when something I fully anticipated to happen had an unexpected, almost random result. For example, if I order a chicken burrito and get a fish taco instead, I’ve been Dr. Peppered. The term came about when I tried to...
I wrote this the day before the WWE tour bus accident, so this post wasn’t really inspired by that incident, it’s just an eerie coincidence. This story took place earlier this summer. I guess I didn’t write about it at the time because I wanted to forget about it, ignore...
Please to be putting the buckle in the fitting, my friend. Now be sitting quietly. Thank you come again. It takes a water landing before Hiranyabindu Rammaswammi Hemapuspaka Paprichaat Chattopadhyay will bathe. Thank you come again. In case of an emergency, open door, mount flying carpet...
In light of recent events, I’ve changed the title from Airline Safety to Tour Bus Safety. Kinda hard to assess conditions with no eyes, isn’t it? If caught in the act, dirty camerman pedophiles will sit alone in the ‘Row of Shame’ for the remainder of the trip...
Yesterday started out normally, like any other Pay Per View day on the WWE tour, but ended as far from normal as it could have. The Pay Per View, Summerslam – live from The Continental Airlines Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey – was completely sold out for months in...