Pre-takeoff announcement from the captain on this morning’s flight: “Welcome aboard, ladies and gentlemen. We’re glad to have you with us today, mostly because our airline really needs the money. We’ve got some of the best flight attendants in the industry working...
The jack-booted thugs at TSA are at it again. Yes, the Crayola sponsored terror threat color has been ratcheted all the way up to orange since those fucking douchebags got busted planning to blow up planes with liquids, gels and aerosols a few months ago. So now, in addition to the...
Ever have one of ‘those’ days? The kind where as soon as you wake up, you can sense that something is just a bit off? That maybe a bit of suffering might be in your immediate future? Superbowl Sunday was just such a day for me. I woke up with that eerie feeling, so I did the...
No shadow?
Spring right around the corner?
NOT IN MY BACKYARD!!!
Blew it again, didn’t ya? Punxsutawney Peckerhead!!
Dear Ducati, Please, I beg you… stop mailing me porn. I am sure you and your Ducatista marketing geniuses know all us hopeless porn addicts, in fact I bet you creeps have a list. I can only imagine how my name made it’s way onto this nefarious collection of deviants...