Archive - August 2006

Hotel Hell

Enough bitching about the absurdity of air travel. Why should flying receive the majority of the complaints when there are so many other parts of traveling that are equally absurd? Take hotels, for example. Sometimes a hotel is just a good, dry place to sleep, but other times, it’s...

Ain’t Technology Great?

Modern airline entertainment systems have certainly come a long way. The most advanced now offer a TV screen in the back of every seat, showing multiple satellite channels, as well as movies and even games to pass the hours away. Having over thirty satellite channels at your fingertips...

Killah Klub

After ten years, a suspect in the strange murder case of six-year old beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey has been arrested. John Karr was arrested in Thailand last week after confessing to being there at the time JonBenet died. Though Karr hasn’t confessed to killing the little girl, he...

Man in a Suitcase

Ahh, the life of a man in a suitcase. Exotic locations, exciting hotels, and all that fun frequent flying! Oh the glamour! Yeah, right! As if constant delays due to broken airplanes and lost flight crews aren’t enough to drive a person insane, now almost every week those Thoughtful...

Plural Problem

Yeah, I know two news posts in a row is a little lame but this is just too amazing to ignore. Anytime I think I’m having a bad day, I will think of this guy and feel better.
My only question is… which is it? ‘Penes’ or ‘Penises’?