By now, everyone has seen those big red “EASY” buttons. Press the EASY button, and a little voice says “That was easy.” Funny for about a minute, but then it gets old. After checking on my ongoing cone experiment (still unmoved at 3:30!) and failing to find any...
Day two of my little experiment finds the cone with the DO NOT MOVE sign – unmoved!
Whew! Being a scientist is tough work, but the cats (and Groundhogs) are safe, at least for now…
Received this lawyer’s cease and desist e-mail today from Gobbler’s Knob, the home of Punxsutawney Phil, the little bastard (ooops) that saw his stupid shadow and delayed my riding season by six weeks. Dear Mr. Rant, It has come to our attention that you have made several...
Ever get completely bored? Not “Ho-hum, what time is lunch?” bored. No. I’m talking, “I hit the end of the Internet, now what the hell am I going to do?” bored. Today was that type of day. With a complete set day and twelve additional hours before the show, I...
I’ve been through a bit of a drought in the last few weeks. Nothing incredibly interesting or funny has happened lately. Nobody wants to read about my big time couch shopping adventure, I’m pretty sure. Part of the lull is the season. Right now is the long and dreary stage of...