Sorry sir, this raft is apparently for white people only. When stealing briefcases, backpacks, or purses, never use right hand. Don’t sit down on the slide like a pussy, JUMP and slide like a man! Buddy, if I could do that, I’d never leave the house! No Smoking at any time...
OK, the baby is over my head… NOW WHAT?!? Always place briefcases next to to soccer ball bags, never on top. Sorry ma’am, these detailed instructions are meant for our more blonde passengers. Huffing paint can lead to really weird and very bad hair. So… Timmy, ever seen...
Ever wonder what would happen if you bought 500 Quick Pick Powerball tickets? Wonder how well you would do? Hitting the $270 million jackpot is a near impossibility, but you’d have to win something, right? The final tally for the First Ever WWE Crew Powerball Powerpool is in. The...
The bad news: I’m still posting, which means the WWE pool didn’t win the $242 million jackpot. The good news: Nobody else won either. Saturday’s jackpot? Estimated at $300 MILLION! I’m in for round two. If I win, I’ll hire Bill Bryson to continue the blog. At...
At 4:45 AM, waiting for the TSA line to officially open at the Columbia, SC airport, I overheard a conversation that could only happen on the WWE tour. Balls Mahoney, a 5’10”, 285 pound slob of a wrestler, forehead scarred and teeth missing from years of chair shots, body...