With Fiona safely on her way home, Dark Meat and I packed up our junk for the last time on this leg of our journey, took a picture with Fiona’s sister and beautiful family, then slogged our way four hours east to our final destination – Houston. Fiona’s Sister Denise and...
Ah… Texas. The home of Wrestlemania XXV. And, more importantly, the final state of our mini tour-de-force. Everything is bigger in Texas, from the pickup trucks to the buffets to the speed limits. It takes a huge map to cover such a huge state. A map so huge it almost completely...
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat upand farted whenever he...
Mother Nature is one fickle woman. One minute her mood is all cheerful and sunny, the next it’s cantankerous, almost blatantly cranky. The wind started picking up as we wound our way southeast down Route 180 towards New Mexico. First, the wind tried to blow me into the next lane...
… to announce the arrival of the newest Expedition team member! Introducing Danica Rayden Burgdoff.Born at 12:34 PM – 8 lbs, 4 oz. – 19″ long. And she already has more hair than her Dad! Today we’ll hoist a glass of Macallan to Baby Danica’s First Day...