Feb
02
Airline Safety – Part One
ByIn the month of January alone, I flew over 14,000 miles on Delta Airlines. Every single one of those flights started with a safety briefing, the extremely optimistic speech from flight attendant about what to do in the event of a crash. For people too dense to understand these ridiculous demonstrations, the airlines helpfully provide cartoons. But the cartoons don’t have captions.
In the event of boredom, complementary bongs will drop from secret stash, followed shortly by snack tray.