Part four of the continuing series of airline safety captions: To practice safe flying, hold tip and unroll to base of airplane, leaving empty space for reservoir tip. In the event of a water landing, don’t think about how many farts have soaked into your seat cushion. If you end up...
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Backlash, last night’s WWE Pay Per View was nearly taken off the air in the middle of the show. After his match, the 7 foot tall, 500 pound Big Show stepped outside the arena for a few minutes. Maybe to make a phone call, or just get a breath of air. Who knows? Stopping for a...
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This story is second hand so it may not be entirely accurate, and the names have been changed to protect the mentally numb… Once upon a time there was a guy named Jonathan Evian (not his real name). He worked on one of the many ESPN NBA crews, all of which are quite busy during the...