Author - frenchy

Baja – Part I

On Wednesday February 28th, my riding buddy Abi and I loaded up, suited up, and headed out for a little nine day trip. Our plan was to hit San Diego, Ensenada and San Felipe in Baja California, Phoenix and Tucson, Lake Havasu City and Death Valley before returning the bikes to the garage...

Captain Knucklehead Speaking

Pre-takeoff announcement from the captain on this morning’s flight: “Welcome aboard, ladies and gentlemen. We’re glad to have you with us today, mostly because our airline really needs the money. We’ve got some of the best flight attendants in the industry working...

Secure (and Scent-Free) Skies

The jack-booted thugs at TSA are at it again. Yes, the Crayola sponsored terror threat color has been ratcheted all the way up to orange since those fucking douchebags got busted planning to blow up planes with liquids, gels and aerosols a few months ago. So now, in addition to the...

One of Those Days

Ever have one of ‘those’ days? The kind where as soon as you wake up, you can sense that something is just a bit off? That maybe a bit of suffering might be in your immediate future? Superbowl Sunday was just such a day for me. I woke up with that eerie feeling, so I did the...