Here is my letter to Zildjian Cymbals. And this is all they responded with. I guess I’ll have to write back to them.

Here is the letter I wrote to Guinness. And here is their somewhat disappointing response:


I sent a letter to Cape Cod Potato Chips. It can be found here. This is their response:


How I spent a day off in San Diego:

Tried to take the early bird half-day fishing trip, but there weren’t enough early birds awake to catch the worm. Had to take the noon trip instead.

I demonstrated my superior fishing reel techniques many times.

With the help of the crew, I landed this deep sea monster.

OK, actually a REAL fisherman caught that one… this is the ferocious sea monster I caught (and threw back so it could grow up!)

Dinner

Another reason to upgrade. Economy passengers only get floating hot water bottles.
How Business class deals with fire.
How Economy class does.
‘Mommy, is this a good touch or a bad touch?’
No Smoking Allowed, not even after you join the Mile High Club.
This goes for you too, Fidel.