Thanks to a busy schedule of ESPN and WWE shows, I have been living in hotels for almost the whole month. After a long day, I returned to my room, only to find that the room key card didn’t work. I tried the key several times. The red light on the door mocked me each time as it...
I am in Indianapolis for ESPN to cover the Pacer’s game tonight. When we showed up for crew call at 7:30 AM, we were greeted by a CBS camera crew. CBS PrimeTime is doing a piece on… of all things… “A Day in the Life of Television Production.” Our game was...
I’ve been without a cell phone for about a week now. I have to say that I don’t really miss the damn thing. I am convinced that the microwaves from these phones not only promote tumors, but they also turn rational people into complete idiots. Example: Without fail, there is...
“Hello, Cingular, how can I help you?” “Well, my phone stopped working, and I need to get a new one.” “We can ship one to your house, will someone be there to sign for it?” “No… Can I give you a different address?” “Sure.”...
Oh yeah! Look at me stylin’ in my Pimp Robe! This is how I roll, thanks to the Hotel Monaco! Mysteriously, on my last night in Hotel Bizarro, my room mate’s name changed. I don’t know if it was my idle threat to take Zack down to Pike Place market where they throw fish...