Next to the invention of gravity by Thomas Edison in 1776, global warming has to be the best thing to happen ever! Today is January 20th, and it is warm enough in Rhode Island to take Stormbringer on a lunch date. I backed my old friend out of the shed, and after a few sputters, the...
After RAW on Monday night, most of our crew was sitting on the bus. Our utilities were still missing. With a long ride ahead, it didn’t take long for the grumbling to start. “What the hell are we waiting for?” “I dunno. Let me find out.” Grabbing a nearby...
This has to be the best name for a restaurant ever. Just say that name out loud a few times…
Not to be outdone, right across the street from Fuck It is…
Opened my suitcase this morning, and realized that I’ve committed the second worst travel error possible. Yup, I am “Shirt-less in Seattle”. I guess I never bothered to pack any shirts. Looks like I will have a nice collection of new gift shop swag when this trip is over...
Dear Seat 2A Occupant on the way to Seattle, Sir, I have been sitting next to you for nearly three hours, and I am now positive of it… the awful smell that has been assaulting my nostrils since I boarded is, in fact, you! At first I thought it might have been me, perhaps that...