Archive - January 2006

Letter #1

Dear Seat 3A Occupant on the way to Atlanta, Hi, I’m the guy that was scrunched up against the aisle armrest in the seat next to you, trying desparately not to get smothered by your encroachment. You know, the guy in the baseball cap that you outweigh by a factor of five...

Getting Ahead

One way to get ahead in television is to show up on time, have a good attitude, work hard, do the best you can, and get noticed by the right people for consistently doing a good job. The ability to read minds, admit you were wrong when you were right, and willingness to volunteer for...

Funny News

I love slow news days!
I heard this on CNN this afternoon, and though it was so funny I wanted to share it.
If it was on TV, it MUST be true, right?

Twenty Questions

1) What are the people of Planet Football doing now that the Fed-Ex Home Depot Wendy’s Built Ford Tough Campbell’s Soup Fiesta and Toilet Bowl (Sponsored by Ty-Dee-Bowl) season is finally over? 2) Is getting into a vehicle that weighs more than a house and going over six miles...

Reasons

Last night on the Riverwalk, I asked a few locals why the river was nearly empty. Here are their answers: Bartender in Mad Dog’s: “Well, all the fish mysteriously died last week, and were found floating with green and red stripes around their heads. They drained the river to...