Author - frenchy

Airline Safety – Part One

In the month of January alone, I flew over 14,000 miles on Delta Airlines. Every single one of those flights started with a safety briefing, the extremely optimistic speech from flight attendant about what to do in the event of a crash. For people too dense to understand these ridiculous...

Winter X Games – Day Two

Welcome back to the Winter X Games, where the second day of racing, this time on skis, is in jeopardy. Seems that when it snows -it slows- as in slows the race course down. And that blows, quite frankly. Apparently, it also keeps the crowds away, at least that’s what everyone is...

Winter X Games – Day One

“Hello everyone and welcome to Winter X Games Ten! I am Frenchy, your smart-assed and somewhat sarcastic submixer for Venue B, the most exciting event of the X Games, except for maybe the motorcycles that do backflips, or the snowmobiles racing and jumping and landing on top of each...

Vacation Home

Welcome to HT-2, one of the most technologically advanced, state of the art (and cost-efficient) submixing horse trailers in the business. During the work portion of my winter vacation this year, this high tech horse trailer is my home. Fortunately, all the straw has been removed. Just to...

Fortune

Confucius was very wise. He once said, “The way the wind blows, that’s the way the grass bends.” And in a sense, both Confucius and this fortune were absolutely correct… The “winds of change” started blowing almost immediately after dinner. Hard...