Dear Seat 2A Occupant on the way to Seattle, Sir, I have been sitting next to you for nearly three hours, and I am now positive of it… the awful smell that has been assaulting my nostrils since I boarded is, in fact, you! At first I thought it might have been me, perhaps that...
Dear Seat 3A Occupant on the way to Atlanta, Hi, I’m the guy that was scrunched up against the aisle armrest in the seat next to you, trying desparately not to get smothered by your encroachment. You know, the guy in the baseball cap that you outweigh by a factor of five...
One way to get ahead in television is to show up on time, have a good attitude, work hard, do the best you can, and get noticed by the right people for consistently doing a good job. The ability to read minds, admit you were wrong when you were right, and willingness to volunteer for...
I love slow news days!
I heard this on CNN this afternoon, and though it was so funny I wanted to share it.
If it was on TV, it MUST be true, right?
1) What are the people of Planet Football doing now that the Fed-Ex Home Depot Wendy’s Built Ford Tough Campbell’s Soup Fiesta and Toilet Bowl (Sponsored by Ty-Dee-Bowl) season is finally over? 2) Is getting into a vehicle that weighs more than a house and going over six miles...