Author - frenchy

Return of the Counter

It’s BACK! The little counter that keeps track of how many people read my silly rant has returned! The people over at Blogspot that provide the little counter have been having all sorts of problems with their database and whatnot, they claim they’ve been overwhelmed lately (no...

Seat Lottery

Flying alone, I’m always at the mercy of the airline’s “Seat Lottery” The elusive grand prize in the seat lottery, equivalent to winning the Powerball jackpot, would be something like sitting next to a 21 year old redhead on her way to nymphomaniac reform school...

Dr. Pepper Rears His Ugly Head Again

“I’d like a margarita, a dinner salad and the grilled tuna, well done please. OK?” “Certainly. Excellent choices, sir.” Five minutes later, the waitress returns with two Cokes. What the hell? I ask my friend – and at this point I am not kidding, I...

Bunch of April Fools

I am not making this up, though I almost wish I was. Three Arrested at Baby Shower Brawl SPRINGFIELD, Mass. (April 5) – A baby shower erupted into a fight among guests in which one man was shot and several other people, including the seven-months-pregnant guest of honor, were beaten...

You’ve Been On The Road Too Long When…

You honestly have no idea what day it is, what city you woke up in, what city you were in the night before, or where you’re going next. You finally break down and wear the last clean pair of socks in your suitcase, and throw every other pair away, because they can pretty much stand...