This is the second in a series of letters I am sending to various companies. I hope this one works out! Guinness & Co.St. James GateDublin IRELAND 88 Dear Mr. Sir Alec Guinness, Your beer is the absolute best! I love the way it makes me feel, from the very first creamy pint right up...
I have found what has to be one of the word’s worst jobs. I had dinner last night at the Pelican Restaurant on Miami’s swanky South Beach. Eating at a sidewalk table, the collagen and silicone freak parade seems endless. The food is delicious, the waiters attentive, courteous...
Actual letter I sent to Cape Cod Potato Chips today: Cape Cod Potato Chip Company100 Breed’s Hill RoadHyannis, MA 02601 Dear Cape Cod Potato Chip Makers, Recently I was a passenger on a US Airways flight (First Class! Seat 3F) and I received a complimentary bag of your...
Before Spring has officially arrived. I know this because the soft top for my new Jeep, the one I ordered three months ago, finally came in. I had a few hours before my flight today, so I decided, what the hell, I’d install it. How hard could it be? With good directions, some decent...
I had over an hour between connections in Detroit on Wednesday, so I decided to have breakfast. I stopped into a place called Online Cafe, and took a seat at the mostly empty bar. After about twenty minutes of grimacing and avoiding me, my invisibility pill must have worn off, and the...