Author - frenchy

Testing… Testing… One… Two……

The Great Unsponsored Nova Scotia expedition, which leaves next Wednesday, has already had an unexpected side effect. Because of that upcoming trip, I was able to justify purchasing a new toy, and satisfying my love for electronic gadgets, at least for a while. I bought a SPOT personal...

If I Were King of the Forest…..

Way back in fifth grade, long before I was a bitter, jaded and emotionally unavailable audio mixer, I had aspirations of being a bitter, jaded and emotionally unavailable tin man. However, Brian Keefe got that part, so I had to be the lion instead, mostly because my Mom knew how to make a...

Waiting for Takeoff

I was sound asleep, until the announcement woke me up. I glanced out the window, and noticed we were on the ground. I wasn’t sure if we were still here, or if we’d left here and already gotten there. I must’ve been nearly unconscious. A big bear of a man was standing in...

Riding Down Memory Lane

Rain Cloud Follows, my trusty Yamaha FJR 1300 motorcycle, needed new tires for the upcoming Great Unsponsored Nova Scotia Expedition. The closest shop I could find with both the tires and the time to change them was in Taftville, CT, a nice fifty mile ride from my house. By riding small...

Today’s Lesson

The lesson: Reply to Spammers and you get more Spam. Shocking, I know. Well, thanks to my reply to Mr. Nunu and others, now I’m getting more and more of these silly messages every day. That’s OK. I find it a fun creative writing exercise to respond to these dumbasses. Here is...