Author - frenchy

Stupid Quota

“Please take out all liquids, gels, aerosols and pastes, place them in a Ziploc bag, and put them in the bin separately,” the automated TSA robot droned at us early morning travelers. 4:45 AM is without a doubt my favorite time of day to fill my Stupid Quota, and the TSA never...

Masochism

Now that September has officially arrived, it’s that time of year once again – time for me to try and lose some of my accumulated winter weight. In other words, it’s back to that evil three letter word place, the dreaded g-y-m. I have a love-hate relationship with the...

One Day – Two Wheels – Four States

If a picture is really worth a thousand words, here is my twenty-thousand word essay on a recent one day ride with Stormbringer. Welcome – Bienvenue – to New Hampshire. Live Free or Die. Bunch of savage outlaws live here for free. Welcome to Massachusetts. Buckle up and live...

Dr. Peppered – Again

A few years ago, I coined the term ‘Dr. Peppered‘ for when something I fully anticipated to happen had an unexpected, almost random result. For example, if I order a chicken burrito and get a fish taco instead, I’ve been Dr. Peppered. The term came about when I tried to...

Wakeup Call

I wrote this the day before the WWE tour bus accident, so this post wasn’t really inspired by that incident, it’s just an eerie coincidence. This story took place earlier this summer. I guess I didn’t write about it at the time because I wanted to forget about it, ignore...