Please to be putting the buckle in the fitting, my friend. Now be sitting quietly. Thank you come again. It takes a water landing before Hiranyabindu Rammaswammi Hemapuspaka Paprichaat Chattopadhyay will bathe. Thank you come again. In case of an emergency, open door, mount flying carpet...
In light of recent events, I’ve changed the title from Airline Safety to Tour Bus Safety. Kinda hard to assess conditions with no eyes, isn’t it? If caught in the act, dirty camerman pedophiles will sit alone in the ‘Row of Shame’ for the remainder of the trip...
Yesterday started out normally, like any other Pay Per View day on the WWE tour, but ended as far from normal as it could have. The Pay Per View, Summerslam – live from The Continental Airlines Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey – was completely sold out for months in...
Sorry sir, this raft is apparently for white people only. When stealing briefcases, backpacks, or purses, never use right hand. Don’t sit down on the slide like a pussy, JUMP and slide like a man! Buddy, if I could do that, I’d never leave the house! No Smoking at any time...
OK, the baby is over my head… NOW WHAT?!? Always place briefcases next to to soccer ball bags, never on top. Sorry ma’am, these detailed instructions are meant for our more blonde passengers. Huffing paint can lead to really weird and very bad hair. So… Timmy, ever seen...